Wife: Ek baat bolun? Husband: Haan yaar, bolo... Wife: Maaroge to nahi? Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe? Wife: Daant...
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Showing posts with label Hindi Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindi Jokes. Show all posts
Height of prank call
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Height of prank call Hello pooja hai...? Nahi... To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!!
Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho
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Father:Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi. Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa, saari teeliya check kar ke laya h...
2 cockroach ICU mein ek doosre ke bagal ke bed mein zakhmi halat me admit the
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2 cockroach ICU mein ek doosre ke bagal ke bed mein zakhmi halat me admit the... ek ne doosre se poocha.... HIT ya chappal?? Doosre...
Ek murga maalik ko window se baitha dekh raha tha - Funny Hindi Joke
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Ek murga maalik ko window se baitha dekh raha tha... Maalik bahut bimaar tha.. Maalik ki Wife uske bagal mein baithi aur kaha "Aapk...
Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu - Funny Wife Joke
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Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu. Husband: Nahi. Wife: Kyun? . . . . . Husband: Main "hanuman chalisa" padh ...
Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai - Funny Hindi Joke
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Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare? S...
Mujhe shaadi nahin karna - Funny Hindi Joke
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Unmarried boy: "Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai." Father: "Kar le beta, phir 1 hi aurat se da...
Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya - Funny Hindi Joke
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Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phir ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh aaya to...
Height of irritating someone - Hindi Joke
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Height of irritating someone:" Boy:" pen hai ?? Girl:" nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy:" pen hai ? Girl:" nahi bol...
A guy calls an unknown number - Funny Joke
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A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, ...
Ek ziddi murge ko uske maalik ne pinjre main bandh kar diya - Funny Joke
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Ek ziddi murge ko uske maalik ne pinjre main bandh kar diya. Murga itna ziddi tha ki peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya. Maalik ne usko ...
Usual Hindi Cinema - Hindi Jokes
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Usual Hindi Cinema Hero loves heroine, but heroine loves villain, but villain loves hero sister, but hero sister loves heroine brother...
MUNNA BHAI KI KAHANI in a S/W firm - Movie Joke
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MUNNA BHAI KI KAHANI in a S/W firm : appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum... saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai... job...
Mayawati Vs Laloo - Hindi Joke
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Mayawati came to Laloo's house with a goat Laloo : Iss bhans ko mere ghar kyon layee? Maya: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhans nahin......
Shaadi ka poem - Hindi Joke
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Shaadi ki Dastaan Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha, khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha, khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi, ki sambha...
Main Aur mere roommates - Funny Poem
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Main Aur mere roommates Dedicated to all those who have shared an apartment. Main Aur mere roommates aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain... ...
Desi Love Letter in Filmy Style - Hindi Joke
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Desi love letter Jhony Mera Naam Piya Ka Ghar Choukee No. 11 Teesri Mansil China Town Bombay Date: Nav Do Gyarah My Dear ?ANAM...
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein - Hindi Joke
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There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the o...
Yeh Hai Mumbai Meri Jaan - Hindi Joke
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Yeh Hai Mumbai Meri Jaan Woh Elco ki pani puri, Woh Chowpatty ki chaat, Woh Naturals ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat! Woh Tewari ...
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