Gandhi kee Dhoti mein - Hindi Joke

There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of the theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. 

The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre to Mahatma Gandhiji, and Named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI. 

Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the Local Newspaper were: 

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE. 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar. 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustam. 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos .. 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa .. 
Gandhi kee dhoti mein American President. 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hero No. 1. 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Sabse Bada Khilaadi . 
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuchh Kuchh hota hai. 
Gandhi kee dhoti mein Indiana Jones 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Raju Ban Gaya Gentlemen. 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Josh 
Gandhi kee dhoti mein AirForce One 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Joru ka Ghulam 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan 
Gandhi kee dhoti mein Golden Eye 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Judwaa 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Refugee 
Gandhi kee dhoti mein Godzilla 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Jungle 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Hera Pheri 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Koyla 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Nothing to Lose 
Gandhi kee dohti mein Gone in Sixty Seconds 
Gandhi kee dhoti mein aag