100 metre ki race ho rahi thi - SMS Joke

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...  Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...  Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.  Referee - y r u not ru...

SBI Officer to Alia: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai

SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina  interest ke loan de raha hai....  .  .  .  .  .  Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai  toh kyu ...

Alia - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya - SMS Joke

Alia - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper - Isske sath koi gift nahi hai. Alia - Ullu matt banao, is...

Varun to Alia - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? SMS Joke

Varun - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?  Alia - I can eat 6 apples.  Varun - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stom...

Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk - SMS Joke

Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.  Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star.  W...