Wife: Ek baat bolun?

Wife: Ek baat bolun?  Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...  Wife: Maaroge to nahi?  Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?  Wife: Daant...

Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video ulta chala ke dekhna

Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to  apni shaadi ka video  ulta chala ke dekhna.  Mazza aa jayega  Aapki Biwi  Aapke gale se haar utaaregi.  Car me bai...

Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?

Dost : Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya ?  Husband : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas..  ghutno pe.  Dost : kya baat kar raha hai..  Husband...

Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu - Funny Wife Joke

Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.  Husband: Nahi.  Wife: Kyun?  .  .  .  .  .  Husband: Main "hanuman chalisa" padh ...

Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai - Funny Hindi Joke

Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare? S...

My wife died yesterday - Funny SMS Joke

Sharma Ji: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry  but tears are not coming, what to do?  Verma ji : Imagine she is Back...  Foot foot ka...

Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes - Husband Wife Joke

Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes.  A couple married for 20yrs was recently diagnosed with diabetes.  Findings showed that the...

Husband wife both die in a car crash - SMS Joke

Husband wife both die in a car crash.  Husband becomes bhoot  and wife becomes dayan.  They both meet after sometime.  Wife: "Kitne ch...

Wife: Why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side? SMS Joke

Best answer ever  "Wife ask : Why in all marriages girl sits on  left side and boy on right side?  .  .  .  .  .  .  "Husband rep...

Raat Ke Waqt, Shohar: Paani Pilao - SMS Joke

Raat Ke Waqt  Shohar: Paani Pilao  .  .  .  Biwi Paani Lenay Gayi,  Shohar Ko Neend Aa Gayi,  Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka Glass Pakde  Khadi R...

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. . . . . . . . Banta: Arre tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga.

Shaadi ka function chal raha tha

Shaadi ka function chal raha tha  Pati apni patni ke sath waha pahuncha,  Thodi der baad patni ne dekha ki wo kisi mahila  se hans-hans kar...

Husband apni Wife ko English sikha raha tha

Ek Husband apni Wife ko English sikha raha tha.  Wife dopehar me husband se kehti hain.  Wife : Dinner taiyar hain Ji.  Husband: pagl, ye d...

Husband - cricket wala channel lagao - SMS Joke

Husband-cricket wala channel lagao.  Wife - nahi lagaungi.  Husband - dekh lunga.  Wife - kya dekhloge?  Husband - ye channel jo tum dekh r...

Ideal Wife woh hoti hai - SMS Joke

Ideal Wife woh hoti hai jo Bartan,  Kapde, Jhaadu, Pocha......  Kehne ka Matlab Ghar ke sabhi  kaam karne mein  Pati ki madad karti hai.. ...