******* Indian Hinglish *****
I talk, he talk; Why do you middle middle talk?
(beech, beech = middle, middle)
"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"
"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"
" Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in "
" Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? "
Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter
continue her studies or get her married :
" Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry
her, then marry her ."
Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
" Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "
" Don't talk like that in front of my back "
""Dont stand in front of my back"ian.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Indian twice to make sure he's dead.
Q. What's brown and black and looks great on an Indian?
A. A Doberman.
Q. How can you tell when an Indian is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
Q. What do you have when an Indian is Buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
I talk, he talk; Why do you middle middle talk?
(beech, beech = middle, middle)
"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"
"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"
" Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in "
" Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? "
Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter
continue her studies or get her married :
" Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry
her, then marry her ."
Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :
" Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations "
" Don't talk like that in front of my back "
""Dont stand in front of my back"ian.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Indian twice to make sure he's dead.
Q. What's brown and black and looks great on an Indian?
A. A Doberman.
Q. How can you tell when an Indian is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
Q. What do you have when an Indian is Buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.