Wife: Ek baat bolun?

Wife: Ek baat bolun? 

Husband: Haan yaar, bolo... 

Wife: Maaroge to nahi? 

Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe? 

Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....? 

Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao. 

Wife: Main pregnant hun. 

Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi??? 

Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi...