Banta complained to the police

Banta complained to the police:  'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.'  Police: 'Howz that the thief did...

Bubbli got caught on date on Independence Day

Bubbli got caught on date on Independence Day:  Major Santa:  What is this?  Bubbli:  Dad today is freedom day,  so let me do what I want. ...

Police to Santa - are you married? SMS Joke

Police: R u married?  Santa: Yes, with a woman.  Police angrily said : Of course! Did u even  hear of anyone marrying a man?  .  .  .  .  ....

Judge to Banta: Why r u arrested?

Judge: Why r u arrested?  Banta: For shopping early?  Judge: Well, that's not a crime,  Judge: Anyway how early were u shopping?  .  . ...

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. . . . . . . . Banta: Arre tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga.