Banta complained to the police

Banta complained to the police:  'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.'  Police: 'Howz that the thief did...

Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho

Father:Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho.  Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.  Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa,  saari teeliya check kar ke laya h...

Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA, BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai

American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA, BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai….  tumhare paas kya hai?  .  .  .  .  .  Indian: Hamare paas EMRAN HASMI j...

Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?

Dost : Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya ?  Husband : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas..  ghutno pe.  Dost : kya baat kar raha hai..  Husband...

Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu - Funny Wife Joke

Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.  Husband: Nahi.  Wife: Kyun?  .  .  .  .  .  Husband: Main "hanuman chalisa" padh ...

Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai - Funny Hindi Joke

Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare? S...

My wife died yesterday - Funny SMS Joke

Sharma Ji: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry  but tears are not coming, what to do?  Verma ji : Imagine she is Back...  Foot foot ka...

Rishtedar-bahu kya karti hai apki - SMS Joke

Rishtedar-bahu kya karti hai apki.  Sassu Maa- bahut hi mehanti hai,  Subha-Sham lagi rahti hai,  Candy Crush me 268 level par hai aur  wha...

Zabrdast Misunderstanding - Double Meaning Joke

Zabrdast Misunderstanding  Jewellery Shop me ek Admi ki  Zabardst pitayi ho gayi.  Reason:  Usne Sales Girl se kaha-  "Aapki ek-ek ite...

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar - SMS Joke

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,  Mobile uthaaya,  phir socha rahne de  DIL TO PAAGAL HAI  .  .  .  .  .  Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya...

Never Miss 3 Gifts in your Life - SMS Joke

Never Miss 3 Gifts in your Life  1. Life partner: God ka diya hua gift  2. Parents: Gift me aaye hue GOD  3. Friends: GOD ko bhi nahi milne...

Ek Dada aur Dadi ki jodi ne jawani ke thik wayse hi dino ko yaad karne ka faisla kiya

Ek Dada aur Dadi ki jodi ne jawani ke thik wayse  hi dino ko yaad karne ka faisla kiya..!!  Agle din dada phool lekar wahi Pahuche jaha  Wo...

Buzurg to a boy: Beta kaise ho?

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho?  Boy: Uncle theek hu,  Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?  Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah.  Buzurg: Matlab?  Bo...

Agar ek nimbu ka ped samundar ke beach me hai to tum usme se nimbu kaisa todoge?

Teacher (baccha se): Agar ek nimbu ka  ped samundar ke beach me hai  to tum usme se nimbu kaisa todoge?  Baccha: Me chidiya ban kar  jaunga...

aaj ke baad koi girls hostel gaya to fine lagega

Principal to boys: aaj ke baad koi girls  hostel gaya to fine lagega.  1st time – 100/-  2nd time – 200/-  3rd time – 300/-  .  .  .  .  . ...

Bubbli got caught on date on Independence Day

Bubbli got caught on date on Independence Day:  Major Santa:  What is this?  Bubbli:  Dad today is freedom day,  so let me do what I want. ...

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko  ek plane mein bithaya gaya..  Fir announce kiya gaya ki  “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” ...

A couple went to an Art Gallery - SMS Joke

A couple went to an Art Gallery.  There was a picture of a girl covered only by leaves..  Typical Husband was staring at the picture.  .  ....

Kya aap ki life bahot boring hai? SMS Joke

Kya aap ki life bahot boring hai?  Agar haan..  to type kijiye  I love U (space) (boyfriend ka naam)  aur  Send kare apne husband ko.  Kasa...

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi - SMS Joke

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...  Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...  Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.  Referee - y r u not ru...