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Banta complained to the police

Simran
on 04:57
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Banta complained to the police: 
'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.' 

Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV ?' 

Banta replied : 'I was watching TV news...'
Posted by Simran at 04:57
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