Agar ek nimbu ka ped samundar ke beach me hai to tum usme se nimbu kaisa todoge?

Teacher (baccha se): Agar ek nimbu ka 
ped samundar ke beach me hai 
to tum usme se nimbu kaisa todoge? 

Baccha: Me chidiya ban kar 
jaunga aur tod ke launga 

Teacher: Tumko chidiya kya 
tumhara bap banayega 

Baccha: to samundar ke beach nimbu ka 
ped kya tumhara bap lagayega!