Indian Desi Tid-bits
How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple..
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
The South Indian said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple..
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))
A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???
The South Indian said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......