How to Identify the City you are in

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries
to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes
he writes a software programm to stop the fight ..
but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program
Thats Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn't
like all this non sense, Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and
call their friends on mobile.Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Chandigarh.