If you hv a Gujju freinds - A must for you

Understand Your Gujju friend:

Sano...................................Snow

Hole......................................Hall

Snakes..................................Snacks

Pogram.................................Program

Egg-joss...............................Exhaust

Fota....................................Photos

Lipti.....................................Lipstick

Phast...................................Fast

Phlowur................................Flower

Gilas...................................Glass

Palty...................................Party

Gorment..............................Goverment

Peeja..................................Pizza

Punch.................................Sponge

DieVos................................Divorce

NewBrand............................BrandNew

Istill....................................Steel

Bowel..................................Bowl

JeeTV.................................ZeeTV

Juniversity...........................University

Istawbury............................Strawberry

Isscooter.............................Scooter

dismiss................................Screwdriver

Kale..........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..........TommorrowandYesterday

Vija....................................Visa



Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.

Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.