Indian Q & A 

Q:) What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense? 
A:) Mr. Chatter Jee. 


Q:) Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday? 
A:) Har Mandir Singh. 


Q:) What do you call a very rich Malayalee? 
A:) Million Iyer 


Q:) Who is he who has many publications to his credit? 
A:) Journal Singh 


Q:) What do you call a bong who takes bribe? 
A:) Mr. Goosh 


Q:) Who is he who visited the Russia-China border? 
A:) Long Wall 


Q:) Who is that guy who enlightens others? 
A:) Lanthanwalla 


Q:) What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend? 
A:) Her Pal Singh 


Q:) What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? 
A:) Surrender Singh 


Q:) What is a rich malayalee called? 
A:) Millionayar