Girl in train : can I sit here? - SMS Joke

Girl in train : can I sit here? 

Boy : its all urs.. 

Girl : can I take some water? 

Boy : my pleasure.. 

Girl : bhaiya agla station kon sa hai? 

Boy : "merebaap ne mera dimag me koi 
GPS fit nahi kiya hai,, 
Jaldi seat khali kar mujhe neend aa rahi hai."