You are a desi when:
You keep switching your internet service provider because first month is free.
You have a bucket in your bath tub.
You have taken pictures of your car and mailed to your folks back home.
You've bookmarked immigration web pages in your browser.
You have collected enough frequent flier miles for a international trip.
You ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free.
You talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.
You ask before eating any meat "Is this beef?".
You keep switching your internet service provider because first month is free.
You have a bucket in your bath tub.
You have taken pictures of your car and mailed to your folks back home.
You've bookmarked immigration web pages in your browser.
You have collected enough frequent flier miles for a international trip.
You ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free.
You talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.
You ask before eating any meat "Is this beef?".