If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that.

scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who s right - you are in Kolkata.


scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on - that's Mumbai.


scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi .


scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall - that's Ahmedabad.


scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to solve the
issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program. that's Bangalore.


scenario 6

Two guys are fighting crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly says that anna doesnt like all this nonsense and let out few vikram, surya,ajit dialogues from movies - that's chennai.


scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and all their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. The first two are enjoying the show and call up other friends too to come down you are in Hyderabad.


scenario 8

Rwo guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch someone calls police the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone throws stones at the police, the police throw stones back at the crowd, some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next day, harthal and holiday declared by government, You are very much in Kerala.