We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi... 

But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 

American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful